This a ThePittNews.com exclusive article from The Real North Korea News.
In a stunning turn of events, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
has declared a “poke war” on the Facebook page of United States President
Barack Obama. Kim Jong Un was recently introduced to the internet by a team of
top North Korean scientists, who have advised him that this cyber warfare is
the way of the future. Un was reportedly giddy over the idea, and released the
following statement this morning:
“This poke
war will not end until I, Kim Jong Un, Supreme Ruler of North Korea, stand
victorious over the United States. No man, woman, or child will be safe from
the power of my pokes!”
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“Kim Jong Un is advised in the art of poke warfare by his top
scientists.”
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President Barack Obama has yet to respond publicly to Un’s
statement, but our top political analysts have concluded that the President has
already responded to Un’s poke with a poke of his own. No telling yet how many
lives will be caught in the crossfire, but we’ll be sure to keep you updated on
the latest news.
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