What Not to do on Spring Break

After a wild week spent in the Floridian tropics, the Pitt News has looked back on the parts we can remember to provide you with some wisdom on what Not to do on spring break.




1. Don't use tanning accelerator the first day... Especially if you're pale as fck.
2. Don't get into bathtubs with creepy strangers... Even if you are almost blackout drunk.
3. Don't take a jar of peanut butter into the shower... Even if you do like using it for your sexual pleasures.
4. Don't bring glass bottles onto the beach... It makes you a target for the spring break police.
5. Don't take margs from strangers... Especially if they're premade and only served to girls. You never know what could be in there.
6. Don't let yourself be carried into a strangers bedroom against your will... Especially if you're sober and have pink eye.
7. Don't be "half rocked" in front of anyone over 35... You'll probably get kicked out and won't be allowed to come back.
8. Don't wear your designer Coach sunglasses into the ocean... They will disappear into the waves and your drunk ass will not be in any shape to find them.
9. Don't give into the temptation of free limo service to a restauraunt... If the restaurant offers complimentary limo service, it's probably expensive as fck and way out of your budget.
10. Don't go skinny dipping in the ocean at 3am then have to warm up in the hot tub... There's more windows, balconies, and bushes than you think and someone will be enjoying the view, maybe even enough to try to join in your little adventure.
11. Don't shit behind a tree... The explanation is pretty clear.

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