Makeout Sleepover: Girl's View

Last week ThePittNews.com released a controversial article called "Makeout Sleepover." In no time at all girls were emailing in complaints about the article's negative and belittling portrayal of females. The article was said to "glorify the horny-frat-boy-type." The editors decided to calm complaints by asking Preston McCoy, author of the article, to get the girl involved in his "Makeout Sleepover" to write a response article. With our most sincere apologies we present the following...


There's nothing quite like the feeling of checking out the latest viral article on thepittnews.com to find out its about what you did (or didn't do) the night before. I can honestly say I nearly fainted as I read what had been written about me, the "ungrateful, prude" McCoy had had the displeasure of hooking up with. Well I'm here to tell you my side of the story.

It's true, McCoy played some serious game and I was digging every second of it. He pulled out all the classic moves; flip cup and drinking games, a little dancing here, a little talking there, advance... And retreat and of course my all time favorite, "Hey do you wanna go upstairs and take shots?" What can I say? He's hot, he played his game well, and showed me a seriously good party. He was the epitome of the type of guy my mom warned me about. So by the time he asked if I'd like to go back to his place with him, I had had enough alcohol and fun that I was ready to pounce on him.

Unfortunately, there's no greater and sobering buzzkill than the sequence of events that happened next. Maybe his memory was failing him at this point because there is certainly no mention of it in his article. But, we got to his place to find out he was locked out. Finally after standing in the cold Pittsburgh weather, we were able to get in by climbing through a window. Once inside we made it up to his room, making out as we stumbled down the hallway. He opened the door to his room and we were welcomed by the sight of his roommate doggy style over an extremely vocal unknown. Maybe I was the only one to realize we had interrupted them because I was certainly the only one to hesitate after the door was opened. McCoy proceeded to lead me to his bed on the other side of the room, puting on his best moves to bring our hookup to the next level while Moaning Myrtle continued away.

I decided to be a good sport about the situation, after all roommates are a nearly unavoidable circumstance for most college students. But, once again our steamy hookup hit another road block. This  one chemically induced by too much whiskey and quite probably adderoll. Even if I had wanted to "suck down something he didn't have to pay for" nothing was going to come of it. At this point I had lost all enthusiasm and was quite honestly pissed off. I was stuck listening to a chorus of mattress squeaking and moans next to a snoring, passed out and impossibly sexy drunk. So I did what any self respecting girl should do, peaced the fck out and went home to my own bed.

The real moral of the story is guys, finish strong and girls, remember what your moms told you.


Read the first article about "Makeout Sleepovers" here
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