Trend Travesty Tuesday: Graphic Tees

Shirts are really good to keep you warm and keep you from being that shirtless tool who thinks everyone wants to see his abs, but who had the bright idea to treat a t-shirt like a cheesy, metallic Van Gogh? Graphic tees might as well be one of the biggest travesties of this century, being the marking point of the typical Guido (and random wanna-be Guido). We all saw these types of shirts on the Jersey Shore, and its obvious they are cool because those people are all obviously successful and intelligent people... Well if you haven't recently landed on your head from a long fall, you would know that not only are the cast of the Jersey Shore all clowns, but graphic tees are a big no no.

Seriously, look in the mirror and tell me what you think you look like? If you realize how dumb you look, then hit yourself only once for even having the shirt on. If you think you actually look good, then hit yourself twice for being oblivious to the concept of reality. And if for some god-forsaken reason you think you look too good to check yourself, please do us all a favor and lock yourself in a closet. To whoever thought it would be a good idea to draw shiny throw-up on a t-shirt, congratulations for being this weeks Trend Travesty. 


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